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I need music recommendations. I want some calming stuff. Slow, maybe a little jazzy. Idk. Any ideas?

Definitely slipknot

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guy:

in math class we were learning about reciprocal trigonometric functions and some kid shouted “WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR” and the teacher flipped her hair, looked over her shoulder, and said “to pass this course”

suchagoldensnitch:

imnotyourwickedkittybitch:

I feel like this is what Elsa’s hair would look like in real life 

are you Elsa?

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

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i-am-an-arms-dealer:

Leonardo Di VinciCode

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE SAYS IT